10.Road to Party
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Hii night riders 😊
This time I'm coming up with something different. I'm gonna tell you a story that happened to me personally. Like every techno lover, for a good techno event you're ready to cross miles. On the road it's always an adventure.
Soooooo, we are on A8 highway, my mates and me, we are already getting hyped and "preparing" ourselves for the event. We are on the road approximately one hour now and have one more to go. My freaking body decides it's time to piss, maybe even take a shit. Who knows!? We are traveling on the Flixbus and, of course, they do not have a WC or it's out of function. By the time we are at our one stop (in a whole-time ride) my stomach's hurting. Fast forward, we are finally at Karlsruhe Bahnhof. Anybody who lives or has travelled through Germany is familiar with these new "high-tech" WCs.
You can only push the buttons for “open” and “close”, so basically you are not in control whatsoever.
I put my 50-cents in and the door opened automatically. Great, right? Finally! The minute I started pissing, that bloody door opened by itself. I'm pushing the “close” button like a maniac. Of course, it doesn't want to close itself. So, I’m at Karlsruhe Bahnhof at 10.00 p.m. pissing with my butt naked, putting on a show for by-passers, hahhahha. By the way, I’m hell mad too, like bitch give me back my money. You basically fooled me. That whole experience wouldn't be as fun as it is if I hadn't had a beef with that same fucking WC for a while now. Let's take ourselves back to the near past. My mates and I have already travelled that same route a few times. We even visited some parties in Karlsruhe too. . This one time I had a bad stomach ache after the party. Not a bad stomach ache like from a period or something, but like you just need to take a shit. And you guys -guess it! It was at Karlsruhe Bahnhof too. I was calculating in my head, we had some time until our bus came and I was going to do my "business" in the public WC. What could go wrong? Who in hell would wait one hour until I'm back home? I’m putting my 50-cents in and I'm ready to throw some demons out of me. I'm gonna make myself easier. .
As I crouch on the wc-shell, I notice instructions on the wall. It says: bla bla bla, the door opens by itself after 20 minutes of using this public WC, bla bla bla. As soon as I read it, my ass was out of the fucking WC for good. It is also important to mention that I was inside less than 5 minutes in all. The thing that I was high out of my fucking brain did not help, it actually just did the opposite. I hadn't had that feeling for a time and I panicked myself into thinking that that fucking door is gonna open while I am taking a shit. I’m explaining this to my mates, they are all laughing their heads off. From that day on, I'm not thrilled to use public WCs, especially the ones with this button "open-close"-automatic system.
Also, from that day, you can imagine that I have a special vibe with this one located at Karlsruhe. He managed to do that one thing I was afraid he would do.
WC : 1 – Me : 0.
It's freaking funny now. I have one more crazy adventure to add to my raver-resume.
